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Minecraft:Zarathud

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'''Zarathud''' is a small town nestled in the roofed forests near [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]] and [[Minecraft:Portsmouth|Portsmouth]]. It was initially built in two small treeless plains in the forest. The town is located in [[Minecraft:Portsmouth|Portsmouth District]], Malaclypse Province.

It is a town themed after 1950's ideas of futuristic buildings (cubic style).

==History==
Zarathud was built YOLD 3130 as an escape for middle class people from the blight of [[Minecraft:Portsmouth|Portsmouth]] and big city feel of [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]]. It was envisioned as a small town, due to a desire to preserve the surrounding forest, and remains so to this day. It was named for the Discordian saint Zarathud the Incorrigible.

Later, the town built a small path through the forest to a set of plains adjacent to Cascadia Lake and was instrumental in building the Portsmouth Bypass to allow travellers to bypass the poor people of Portsmouth.

In YOLD 3182, the town annexed a nearby small swampy island, in order to lobby for the construction of the provincial courthouse (which has yet to be built). They named this place Columbia Island, after the real life Washington, D.C., which was also built on a swamp.

The MalaZar tunnel, a small waterway between Cascadia Lake and the Malaclypse River, was constructed by the residents in YOLD 3182, to enable more efficient aquatic transportation.

==Neighbourhoods==
Zarathud is home to three distinct neighbourhoods, though each neighbourhood is very small (only a few buildings).

===Main town===
The main town, as it is called by residents, is where most of the residents live. The town post office, inquisitor, constabulary, marijuana dispensary, and rail station are located here. The pub for the town is likely to be located here.

===Docklands===
The Docklands were annexed some time in YOLD 3175 to enable trade with nearby [[Minecraft:Cascadia|Cascadia]] via Cascadia Lake, which was otherwise a difficult journey prior to the construction of Erisiana Route 10.

===Columbia Island===
A recent annex to Zarathud, Columbia Island was annexed in YOLD 3182 to allow for construction of the provincial courthouse. It is a rather small and swampy island.

==Transportation==
The town is served by Erisiana Route 10 and Erisiana Route 10B (Portsmouth Bypass).

==Famous Residents==
* Ichabod Soare, also known as I. Soare, known for his terrible sense of aesthetics and love for orange and blue contrast
* Elizafox maintains a residence here

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[[Category:Towns of Erisiana]]
[[Category:Portsmouth District]]
[[Category:Erisiana]]
[[Category:Zarathud]]

Minecraft:Treaty of New Seattle

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The '''Treaty of New Seattle''' was drafted as an agreement between Alexander the Architect and all the empires of the land, after he lost interest in further developing his lands. Below is the agreement signed by all parties.

=Treaty=
<center><strong>A TREATY</strong></center>
<center>Concerning the sovereignty of certain lands, known as New Seattle, which shall be referred to as the</center>
<center><strong>TREATY OF NEW SEATTLE</strong></center>
<center>SIGNED YOLD 3181/AD 2015</center>

==Preamble==
Whereas Alexander the Architect grows weary of managing his lands;

Whereas the major empires of our world wish to further develop the city of [[Minecraft:New Seattle|New Seattle]];

Whereas in the present arrangement, no one can do any construction in New Seattle without permission from Alexander;

Whereas Alexander is preoccupied with other things, and wishes to not be bothered with trivial requests;

Therefore, be it resolved, an agreement between the major empires of our world and Alexander shall be made, and is made, this instrument providing such an agreement.

==Article I: Sovereignty==
The sovereignty of New Seattle shall be surrendered to all the nations of the world in a condominium; these nations include:

* [[Minecraft:Caerpen|Caerpen]]
* [[Minecraft:Allied Empire|Allied Empire]]
* [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]]
* [[Minecraft:Aranzia|Aranzia]]
* [[Minecraft:Rivandia|Rivandia]]
* [[Minecraft:Foxdale|Foxdale]]

==Article II: Governance==
The members of the pact shall jointly exercise all powers as a unitary authority, to be assembled as a parliament. Alexander shall always be entitled to a seat at this parliament.

Any nation may enter the pact, or have membership revoked, by a majority vote of parliament. Any power may withdraw from the pact at any time unilaterally, but most rejoin using the usual procedure.

The number of members required for a quorum shall be two.

==Article III: Construction==
These nations shall provide for the good governance and management of the city, and are free to construct new buildings; however, buildings constructed by Alexander may not be modified, except with his explicit permission.

All public transportation and road planning in the city shall be provided by Erisiana, and all infrastructure relating to the operation of the [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Interior Waterway|Malaclypse Interior Waterway]] shall be the property of the [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Confederation of Erisiana]].

The New Seattle Airport construction shall be a joint venture between Erisiana and [[Minecraft:Foxdale|Foxdale]].

The city may not annex or rescind any territory without the approval of the concerned empires.

==Article IV: Defence==
Defence of the nation shall be the responsibility of [[Minecraft:Caerpen|Caerpen]], with [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]] providing assistance as required. This includes all naval defences in the city, and in the canal zone.

==Article V: Rights of Way==
All nations who are members of the pact shall enjoy the right of free passage through New Seattle. All nations may create rights of way through the city, and have their highways pass through with their own signage.

==Article VI: Amendment==
Amendment of this document must be done via a super majority of parliamentary members and agreement of Alexander.

==Article VII: Right of First Refusal and Preemption==
Alexander shall enjoy, in perpetuity, the right of first refusal and right of preemption, for any structures in New Seattle.

==Signed==
* [[Minecraft:User:lstarnes|L. Starnes, Erisiana]]
* [[Minecraft:User:Elizafox|E. Myers, Allied Empire]]
* E. Zie, Aranzia
* [[Minecraft:User:rwg|A. LaMay, Caerpen]]
* K. Griesbach, Rivandia
* A. Wilcox, Foxdale

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[[Category:Government]]
[[Category:Government of New Seattle]]
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A view of [[Minecraft:Malaclypse#The Aftermath|The Aftermath]], Malaclypse, [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]].

Minecraft:Seaside Line

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The [[Minecraft:Seaside Line|Seaside Line]] is a long international rail line running from [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]] to [[Minecraft:Bay City|Bay City]]. It passes through [[Minecraft:Eristotle|Eristotle]] and [[Minecraft:Probeland|Probeland]] before crossing the Sporks Sea. It has a connection to Podge via the Triangle Junction between Eristotle and Probeland.

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== Route ==
From northwest to southeast:
* '''[[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse Station]]'''
** Connects to [[Minecraft:ERIS|ERIS]] and the [[Minecraft:Canal Line|Canal Line]]
* 8.3 Station
** Connects to the [[Minecraft:ERIS#Gold|ERIS Gold Line]]
* [[Minecraft:Green Willie Naval Station|Green Willie Naval Station]]
** Requires a ticket to Green Willie Naval Station
** Connects to the [[Minecraft:ERIS#Green|ERIS G1 spur]]
* Triangle Junction
** Connects passengers who have tickets to [[Minecraft:Podge|Podge]] via the [[Minecraft:Podge Line|Podge Line]]
* [[Minecraft:Probeland|Probeland]]
* Bay-Probe bridge
* [[Minecraft:Bay City|Bay City]]
** Connections to Riverside Station and Rivandia

== History ==
The portion of the Seaside Line from Malaclypse to Green Willie NS was originally part of the Canal Line. When the Commune of Malaclypse was established, a new station was built at the north end of the Malaclypse Bridge, separating that segment from the rest of the Canal Line. Once Malaclypse grew large enough, there was increased demand for a direct connection between Bay City and Malaclypse, so the line was built. The first stage of the new construction added a new automated junction at Green Willie NS, then expanded the line with a long viaduct to Probeland. The project was then abandoned due to the prohibitive cost of building a bridge over a very large ocean strait at a distance of 1.8 kilometres.

However, when the [[Minecraft:House of Eris|House of Eris]] decided to replace the bridge linking [[Minecraft:New Seattle|New Seattle]] with [[Minecraft:Mountain Home|Mountain Home]], [[Minecraft:Discord House|a group of historical preservationists]] [[wikipedia:Extortion|persuaded]] the [[Minecraft:House of Eris|House of Eris]] to save the aesthetically significant bridge and relocate it to the strait (replicating portions to make it the required length). This bridge allowed the main stretch of the Seaside Line between Probeland and Bay City to be completed.

Discord House later created the Triangle Junction between Probeland and Bay City to connect the Seaside Line with the [[Minecraft:Podge Line|Podge Line]] in a drug-induced frenzy.

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[[Category:Rail lines in Erisiana]]
[[Category:Rail lines in the Allied Empire]]
[[Category:Rail stops in Malaclypse]]
[[Category:Rail stops in Bay City]]
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Minecraft:Routes of Malaclypse Province

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Erisiana has numerous provincial-level routes in addition to [[Minecraft:Routes of Erisiana|confederation-level routes]]. Malaclypse Province presently has the most routes of any province.

Standards are similar to the confederation-level routes, but may be 3 wide if traffic volumes are low. In addition, cobblestone is a permissible material.

Malaclypse routes are signed M-n, in line with Erisiana-level ones.

==Malaclypse Route 1==
Malaclypse Route 1 bypasses the Erisiana Route 10 beltway through the city of Malaclypse, as a more direct route than the beltway (but more narrow and congested). It starts at Stadium Circle in The Aftermath, then exits to Ravenhurst Ave. It then goes to Discordia St. for a brief section to Mal-2 Ave., to Mal-1 Ave. in Confusion. The road then goes to Nexus St. onwards to to ??? Ave., then !!! Ave. in Discord, then ... Ave. in Eristotle District. It travels to Eristotle Ave. in Eristotle to the exit of the Eristotle Tunnel, where the route ends.

==Malaclypse Route 2==
Malaclypse Route 2 is a route from The Aftermath to Erisiana Route 10 near Portsmouth via the West Docks.

==Malaclypse Route 3==
Malaclypse Route 3 is a route going from southern Malaclypse in Confusion to [[Minecraft:Wood's Hole|Wood's Hole]] in [[Minecraft:Hardwood District|Hardwood District]].. It goes from Ball St., to Hipster St., to the Erisiana Route 10 ramp off Hipster St., then onwards to Wood's Hole. It reaches an unnamed bridge to Crater Rim Provincial Park, where it terminates.

==Malaclypse Route 4==
Malaclypse Route 4 is a local loop route for [[Minecraft:Kallisti|Kallisti]]. From the Malaclypse Beltway (which it intercepts) clockwise, it goes north to Kallisti, passes over the pink line, then goes around Mt. Kallisti, going south until it reaches Malaclypse Route 10 (which it is partially coterminus with). It then continues on to the end of Malaclypse Route 10, completing the loop.

It is known as the Kallisti Expressway its entire length.

==Malaclypse Route 5==
Malaclypse Route 5 is a route from Erisiana Route 10 outside [[Minecraft:Dissonance|Dissonance]] to Discord, bypassing the Malaclypse Route 8 junction. It is named the Dissonance Bypass.

==Malaclypse Route 6==
Malaclypse Route 6, also known as the Portsmouth Bypass, is a road that connects two stretches of Erisiana Route 10, bypassing Portsmouth.

==Malaclypse Route 7==
Malaclypse Route 7 is a route from Erisiana Route 10 to the road to Confusion, passing Green Willie Naval Station. It offers a convenient shortcut through Eristotle if you are going to Green Willie Naval Station from Probeland (or going to Probeland from Green Willie Naval Station), or just want to bypass most of Eristotle on the way to Malaclypse.

==Malaclypse Route 8==
Malaclypse Route 8 is a route going from Northeast Ave. in Discord to Erisiana Route 10 in [[Minecraft:Dissonance|Dissonance]].

==Malaclypse Route 9==
Malaclypse Route 9 is a route from eastern Confusion to Erisiana Route 10 outside [[Minecraft:Eristotle|Eristotle]], passing by the entrance to [[Minecraft:Green Willie Naval Station|Green Willie Naval Station]].

==Malaclypse Route 10==
Malaclypse Route 10 is a route from Malaclypse Route 6 to Erisiana Route 10, going around [[Minecraft:Disaster|Disaster]]. The original portion went from Malaclypse Route 6 to Erisiana Route 15 before the toll booth, but former routes 12 and 15 were assimilated into the route. Its primary purpose is to serve as a connector for [[Minecraft:Zarathud|Zarathud]] and [[Minecraft:Kallisti|Kallisti]] without passing near The Aftermath or Portsmouth, but also serves as part of a local loop for [[Minecraft:Kallisti|Kallisti]], as well as a faster way for travellers going eastbound on Erisiana Route 10 to reach Erisiana Route 15.

The route goes from Malaclypse Route 6 near the bend, reaching the Erisiana Route 15 junction. It then goes around the perimeter of [[Minecraft:Disaster|Disaster]] and then bends. It reaches Malaclypse Route 4, and becomes coterminus (being part of the Kallisti Expressway). It then goes past the [[Minecraft:ERIS|ERIS]] pink line cart spiral, also offering scenic views of Kallisti across the river. It then ends at Erisiana Route 10, separating from Malaclypse Route 4.

==Malaclypse Route 11==
Malaclypse Route 11 is a route from far eastern Confusion near the 8.3 district to the docks in Bureaucracy. It covers most of the Canalwalk (Canal Ave. in Bureaucracy).

==Malaclypse Route 12==
Malaclypse Route 12 is a route from Erisiana Route 5 to Erisiana Route 17 and the Cascadia toll booth, via the Eris Vaginal passage. It is in very poor shape due to being defunded, as it was rendered functionally obsolete by the realignment of Erisiana Route 15 and subsequent conversion of the old alignment to an extension of Erisiana Route 17.

==Malaclypse Route 13==
Malaclypse Route 13 is an alternate route that partially parallels Malaclypse Route 7 (bypassing Cascadia with a wider road), but terminates at Columbia Island in Zarathud. There is a direct exit to Erisiana Route 10 just before Columbia Island.

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[[Category:Transportation in Erisiana]]
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Minecraft:Routes of Erisiana

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{{Hatnote|For information on provincial routes, see [[Minecraft:Provincial Routes of Erisiana|Provincial Routes of Erisiana]]}}
Erisiana has an extensive transportation network connecting all areas of its empire. Routes built since YOLD 3180 are built to a more or less consistent standard, though the standards have evolved over time. Generally, they are 5 wide (older routes or those less travelled are 3 wide), made of stone brick (cobblestone is present on older routes), have sufficient lighting to keep mobs from spawning on the road itself, no steep drops, and barriers to prevent possibly fatal crashes. Newer routes have yellow markers on the side of the road in some places to differentiate pavement. See [[Minecraft:Erisiana route standards|Erisiana route standards]].

Three digit routes are connectors to other highways.

Erisiana Routes are labelled as ''E-n'', where n is the route number.

==Erisiana Route 1==
'''Erisiana Route 1''', known as the '''Confusion Bypass''' for its length through Eristotle and Malaclypse, begins at the roundabout connecting Malaclypse Route 2, Erisiana Route 10, and Malaclypse Route 6. It briefly becomes concurrent with Malaclypse Route 2, before splitting off and going into the Confusion Bypass Tunnel. The tunnel is a rough parallel to the shoreline of the canal. It passes two left exits going to Bureaucracy (Tesseract Ave. and Goa T'se Ave.), then passes a left exit to Erisiana Route 8. It continues on under Eristotle to the Erisiana Route 10 roundabout connecting the Malaclypse Beltway, Seaside Highway, Malaclypse Route 1, Malaclypse Route 9, and South Eristotle Station. It then continues parallel with the Seaside Highway (Erisiana Route 10) until splitting off at the roundabout with Erisiana Route 4, becoming concurrent with it. It is briefly concurrent until splitting off into the plains north of Probeland. The rest is still to be determined.

==Erisiana Route 2==
'''Erisiana Route 2''' begins at the joint castle north entrance in Mountain Home, becoming concurrent with Erisiana Route 3 near the west entrance. It then branches off near the customs checkpoint, passing through it, then going northbound to New Seattle over the New Seattle Bridge. It terminates at New Seattle Route 1 at the New Seattle Airport.

==Erisiana Route 3==
'''Erisiana Route 3''' begins at the Inverness-Mountain Home border near the docks at Inverness, then becomes temporarily concurrent with Erisiana Route 2 outside the joint castle west entrance. Going eastbound, they split off near the customs checkpoint; Erisiana Route 3 continues west to Unity Bridge. It terminates at the end of the JSA and the intersection with Erisiana Route 14.

== Erisiana Route 4 ==
'''Erisiana Route 4''', also called the '''Probeland Expressway''' runs from central Podge south to the Podge Zoo, where it meets Erisiana Route 16. It then continues on to meet Erisiana Route 10. A roundabout connecting it to a ramp on the New Sri Syadasti Bridge connects this route to Erisiana Route 10 in Triangle Junction. It continues on from there until it reaches Probeland.

== Erisiana Route 5 ==
'''Erisiana Route 5''' runs from Erisiana Route 17 just west of Cascadia to [[Minecraft:Discord Valley|Discord Valley]] in [[Minecraft:Mojo Province|Mojo Province]]. It is a mostly obsolete route, aside from the portions going to the Cascadia Mountain pathways, it has been replaced by Erisiana Route 17 being extended to Discord Valley via an old Erisiana Route 15 alignment). As such, its maintenance has been mostly defunded. The route has many potholes and is in very poor condition.

== Erisiana Route 6 ==
'''Erisiana Route 6''' Runs from Inverghlean, Caerpen, to Glenfearn, Caerpen, passing through [[Minecraft:Bell's End Territory|Bell's End Territory]].

== Erisiana Route 7 ==
'''Erisiana Route 7''' runs from Malaclypse Route 10 near northwest [[Minecraft:Disaster|Disaster]] to Six Ravines and Colbert in [[Minecraft:Mojo Province|Mojo Province]]. It is an unlit route with numerous hazards, not all of which are marked. It is an alternate free route for those wishing to reach Mojo Province without using Erisiana Route 15, a tollway.

== Erisiana Route 8 ==
'''Erisiana Route 8''' runs from Erisiana Route 3 in Birchwood Isle, [[Minecraft:Mountain Home|Mountain Home]], to the snow biome to the south.

== Erisiana Route 9 ==
'''Erisiana Route 9''' is a highway under construction that goes from Erisiana Route 7 in Six Ravines to the nearest Mesa in the west. It is currently a free road until toll booths are established. It is the second longest highway in the system, after Erisiana Route 9A.

There are four spur routes, Erisiana Route 9A, 9B, 9C, and 9D.

=== Erisiana Route 9A ===
'''Erisiana Route 9A''' is a free bypass for the toll road that goes from the entrance to the tolled portion outside Ft. Disharmony to Zamenhof. It also services Western Hills and Kuvarkistan. It itself has a loop, Erisiana Route 9B, that goes to Snowgate and also connects to Erisiana Route 18.

=== Erisiana Route 9B ===
'''Erisiana Route 9B''' is a loop that goes to Erisiana Route 18 and Snowgate, beginning north of Western Hills and terminating just east of Zamenhof. The only exits are to the Snowgate ramp and Erisiana Route 18.

=== Erisiana Route 9C ===
'''Erisiana Route 9C''' is a tolled spur of Erisiana Route 9 that bypasses the mountain ruins (which is a narrow although free road). There are no exits.

=== Erisiana Route 9D ===
'''Erisiana Route 9D''' is a cutoff from Erisiana Route 9A to Erisiana Route 9B. It connects Kuvarkistan and the woodland mansion (via Rural Road 2) to Snowgate and Erisiana Route 18 more efficiently, without needing to take a multi-kilometer detour. It is also convenient for people on Erisiana Route 18 going to Kuvarkistan or Zamenhof.

==Erisiana Route 10==
'''Erisiana Route 10''' is Erisiana's fifth longest route (after Erisiana Routes 9, 9A, 9B, and 18) and the most travelled. It travels in a generally north-south direction, but has a long east-west component. It begins in New Seattle and terminates at Probeland at the Bay-Probe Bridge (the beginning of [[Minecraft:Routes of the Allied Empire|Allied Empire 1]]).

==== Names ====
Each segment of the highway has its own name:
* '''Cascadia Highway''' from New Seattle to Zarathud
* '''Portsmouth Highway''' from Zarathud to the M-2 intersection north of Portsmouth
* '''Malaclypse Beltway''' from the M-2 intersection to Sanity Point
* Not named between Sanity Point and Dissonance
* The '''Dissonance Overpass''' in Dissonance
* The '''Cacaphony Overpass''' in Cacaphony until the Eristotle Tunnel
* '''Seaside Highway''' from the Eristotle Tunnel through Probeland

===New Seattle===
It begins at the canal docks at New Seattle, then passes through a tunnel to Norton I Cave (a cave converted into a path with minimal modification).

===Cascadia===
It passes under the [[Minecraft:Canal Line|Canal Line]], concurrent with the boundary of New Seattle (with a nearby [[Minecraft:Discordia Convenience|Discordia Convenience]]), becoming the Cascadia Highway. It continues to a junction with Erisiana Route 7 (Finejo Spur) to [[Minecraft:Finejo|Finejo]] and Erisiana Route 10 proper (under an Erisiana Guard Post). It continues north-northwestward on a plateau, past [[Minecraft:Cascadia|Cascadia]] (and the entrance to Malaclypse Route 7 to Erisiana Route 17).

===Zarathud===
It continues on to the Tower Point Bridge (across Cascadia Lake), to Malaclypse Route 6 (the Portsmouth Bypass). It passes through [[Minecraft:Zarathud|Zarathud]], then becomes the Portsmouth Highway upon leaving the town.

===Portsmouth===
It goes around the edge of Portsmouth, intersecting with Malaclypse Route 1 and the Portsmouth Bypass, becoming the Malaclypse Beltway on the outskirts of The Aftermath.

===The Aftermath===
It passes the entrance to Erisiana Route 15 (Ancien Highway) before passing [[Minecraft:Disaster|Disaster]]. There is a ramp to Stadium Circle in The Aftermath. It goes through Stadium Hill Tunnel, Helix Bridge, West Forest Tunnel, then passes Malaclypse Route 4 (Kallisti Expressway) [[Minecraft:Kallisti|Kallisti]].

===Outside Malaclypse===
It loops away from the outside of Malaclypse, with ramps on Mung St. to [[Minecraft:The Aftermath|The Aftermath]]; and Hipster St. and Satan St. to [[Minecraft:Upper Chaos|Upper Chaos]]. It then goes onwards to [[Minecraft:Ravenhurst Province|Ravenhurst Province]], reaching a fork. The fork becomes Erisiana Route 10 Scenic that returns to [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Province|Malaclypse Province]] Hardwood District (intersecting with a trail to Upper Chaos), but is dimly lit. Erisiana Route 10 proper passes through [[Minecraft:Sanity Point|Sanity Point]], then leaves town, intersecting a ramp for [[Minecraft:Hodge|Hodge]] and another for Sanity Point. After Sanity Point, the route becomes an overpass until the Eristotle Tunnel, passing over Dissonance and Cacaphony, and reaching the outskirts of Malaclypse again, near [[Minecraft:Discord|Discord]], with the highway via Malaclypse Route 8 and Malaclypse Route 5 (bypassing Dissonance). It continues on to the Eristotle Tunnel below Lake Eristotle.

===Eristotle===
After emerging from the Eristotle Tunnel, it becomes the Seaside Highway. It becomes a 3-lane cobblestone highway at this point (built before modern highway standards). It once again intersects Malaclypse Route 1, then continues on to the [[Minecraft:Sri Syadasti Waterway|Sri Syadasti Waterway]] and passes over it via the Sri Syadasti Bridge.

===Probeland===
It enters Probeland District then reaches Probeland. It passes under the legs of [[Minecraft:The Train|The Train]], passing The Train Station, then terminates at Allied Empire 1 to [[Minecraft:Bay City|Bay City]] on the Bay-Probe Bridge.

==Erisiana Route 11==
'''Erisiana Route 11''' is a highway connecting Finéjo, Erisiana Route 14, Erisiana Route 17, and Erisiana Route 10. It is a toll road for the stretch from Erisiana Route 17 to Erisiana Route 14. From east to west, it begins at Finéjo, crossing a bridge over the Malaclypse Interior Waterway, then reaches Erisiana Route 10 before the Cascadia exit. It then has an exit to Cascadia, followed by the exit to Erisiana Route 17. It then enters Ancien (with no Ancien exits, with the right-away under lease from the House of Eris), passing the terminus of Mojo Route 4 (a water route), reaching the toll gate. It goes past the Discord River and terminates onto Erisiana Route 14 just before the bridge over the New Seattle-Foxdale railroad.

==Erisiana Route 12==
'''Erisiana Route 12''' is a route going under the [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Interior Waterway|Malaclypse Interior Waterway]] from The Aftermath (near the North Docks) to Finejo).

==Erisiana Route 13==
'''Erisiana Route 13''' is a route connecting Mountain Home to New Seattle via [[Minecraft:Bell's End Territory|Bell's End Territory]]. It begins at Mountain Home near the Caerpen Border, goes through the Caerpen Bypass Tunnel (to avoid crossing international boundaries), then meets up with Bell's End Route 2. It continues past that route to Bell's End Route 1 near Bell's End proper, then goes through the Berkeley Tunnel under the canal to [[Minecraft:New Seattle|New Seattle]].

==Erisiana Route 14==
'''Erisiana Route 14''' is a toll road that goes from the west ramp of Unity Bridge to Ft. Disharmony over New Seattle Bay. From Unity Bridge, it passes a jump point, then goes through a series of tunnels through the mountains to the Spiral Bridge over New Seattle Bay. It then enters Ancien (the land is leased, and there are no Ancien exits). It passes the toll gate, passes over the New Seattle-Foxdale railroad, then reaches Erisiana Route 11's terminus. It then continues to Erisiana Route 15, where it is partially concurrent. It turns westbound, then terminates at Ft. Disharmony.

The road has a unified fare structure with Erisiana Route 11 and Erisiana Route 15. Travellers only pay once to use either of these roads.

==Erisiana Route 15==
'''Erisiana Route 15''', known as the '''Ancien Highway''' its entire length, is a route that primarily connects Malaclypse with [[Minecraft:Ancien|Ancien]] Via Ancien Route 5. It was Erisiana's first turnpike (toll road), and is the second longest highway in the system.

Built originally as a free highway, maintenance of the highway (and a desire for greater improvements such as safety rails, accident investigation sites, and travellers' oases) was prohibitively expensive, as there were no towns along its length at the time to share in the cost of improvements, aside from [[Minecraft:Cascadia|Cascadia]] (who protested greatly against the creation of the route; to spite them, Erisiana Route 17 and Malaclypse Route 13 were built nearby, further angering them). It was then subsequently converted into a toll road. The toll rate is one gold nugget for the entire length. All collected funds are used for turnpike maintenance only, with excess put into a trust for future road expansion.

Erisiana Route 15 begins near Disaster and The Aftermath, between Malaclypse Route 1 and the Stadium Circle exit on Erisiana Route 10. It passes near a junction with Malaclypse Route 10, a free exit to Kallisti and Zarathud for local traffic. After passing over Big Bend Bridge, the route then passes through Illuminati Tunnel, a natural cave converted to highway use; this area contains the toll booth and is the beginning of the turnpike. The highway then intersects Erisiana Route 17 outside [[Minecraft:Cascadia|Cascadia]] at a toll booth. After passing over the Discord Lake Lock, Dam, and Bordello #2 into [[Minecraft:Mojo Province|Mojo Province]], it reaches the [[Minecraft:Discord Valley|Discord Valley]] junction and then a large plain near [[Minecraft:Colbert|Colbert]], which has a toll booth going to Mojo Route 2. It passes the junction with Erisiana Route 14, then becomes concurrent with Erisiana Route 14 briefly to Ft. Disharmony. It then goes to the the exiting toll booth, passing Ft. Disharmony (where Erisiana Route 14 ends), and subsequently the border with Ancien, leading to Ancien Route 5 in the Birchwood East region.

==Erisiana Route 16==
'''Erisiana Route 16''' is a highway going from Ocean View and Hodge to Podge, via Dissonance and Cacaphony. Some legacy signage may erroneously state the route as Erisiana Route 14; travellers are urged to ignore these signs as an anomaly (and not assume this was an error on the part of the Erisiana Department of Transportation accidentally assigning the Erisiana Route 14 number to a turnpike and changing Erisiana Route 16 as it was easier. This is not what happened.). Starting from Ocean Ocean View, the highway goes through Hodge, briefly becoming E-16 East and West on the central loop. It then continues on to Dissonance, passing through Studebaker Ave. and Riverside, becoming concurrent with Erisiana Route 10 for a brief time. It then exits into Cacaphony onto Old E-10 Street (the old Erisiana Route 10 alignment) to the ramp leading to the St. Edward the Spectacularly Bad Memorial Bridge and a connection to Erisiana Route 10. It then goes over the bridge, over the Sri Syadasti Canal, reaching the Podge Zoo. It goes through the zoo, then terminates at Erisiana Route 4's end.

==Erisiana Route 17==
'''Erisiana Route 17''' connects New Seattle to Erisiana Route 15 and [[Minecraft:Discord Valley|Discord Valley]]. It begins at Aurum St. in New Seattle, passes the Malaclypse Route 7 junction (connecting to Erisiana Route 10), then goes on to Malaclypse Route 12 and the Cascadia toll booth adjoining Erisiana Route 15. It then goes on to Discord Valley via an abandoned alignment of Erisiana Route 15, with the bridge over Discord Lake being enhanced with a fishing pier off the sides.

==Erisiana Route 18==
'''Erisiana Route 18''' connects Erisiana Route 9B just north of the Erisiana Route 9A and Erisiana Route 9B split to E-19 at Llano del Norte in Quixote Province. It is a very scenic route through forests, plains, mountains, and desert, but has no exits.

==Erisiana Route 19==
'''Erisiana Route 19''' connects Malaclypse Route 4 in Kallisti to Llano del Norte in Quixote Province. There is a loop to the Pharoah Rocher temple and Crater Rim Provincial Park known as Erisiana Route 19 Scenic. Other than the Erisiana Route 19 Scenic exits, the only other exit is at Llano del Norte, near the end of the route, to Erisiana Route 18, which goes to Erisiana Route 9B.

[[Category:Transportation in Erisiana]]
[[Category:Transportation]]
[[Category:Highways of Erisiana]]
[[Category:Highways]]
[[Category:Erisiana]]

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Minecraft:Naval Station

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Multiple empires maintain naval stations.

* [[Minecraft:Naval Station (Erisiana)|Erisiana naval stations]]
* [[Minecraft:Naval station (Caerpen)|Caerpen naval stations]]

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Minecraft:Mojo Province

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'''Mojo Province''' is a primarily agrarian province in western [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]]. It is the newest province and also the least populous. It borders [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Province|Malaclypse Province]] to the east and [[Minecraft:Ancien|Ancien]] to the west and south. It separated as a result of planned developments in the area and the large distance from [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]].

There are no major settlements in the area as of yet, though governance is managed out of the Discord Valley inquisitor's office.

[[Minecraft:Routes of Erisiana#Erisiana Route 15|Erisiana Route 15]] passes through the area near [[Minecraft:Discord Valley|Discord Valley]] and [[Minecraft:Colbert|Colbert]].

== Towns ==
* [[Minecraft:Discord Valley|Discord Valley]]
* [[Minecraft:Colbert|Colbert]]

[[Category:Provinces of Erisiana]]

Minecraft:Main Page

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Here you will find information on Interlinked's official minecraft server!

''(Until we get our crap together, here's [[Minecraft:Special:Categories|some categories]] and [[Minecraft:Special:AllPages|a list of pages!]])''

Minecraft:Kallisti District

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Pages about [[Minecraft:Kallisti|Kallisti District]].

Minecraft:Erisiana

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[[File:Erisiana_Banner.png|thumb|right|Banner of Erisiana]]
'''Erisiana''', formally titled '''The Confederation of Erisiana''', is a superpower nestled in the northern reaches of the world. With its humble beginnings as a joint castle in the mountains near [[Minecraft:Caerpen|Caerpen]], it has become much more than that, despite being largely discontiguous.

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==History==
There are two stories of the history of Erisiana, both in direct conflict with each other. The two versions are promulgated by the two houses of Erisiana. All the below statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.

===House of Eris version===
Erisiana was founded in YOLD 10 by Malaclypse the Younger, who founded an enclave in the mountains to insulate himself from <s>Greyface</s> Caerpen. Being distrustful of central unitary authorities, but needing to control the roving bands of sex toy thieves that plagued the countryside, he split control of Erisiana to two people, whose names have been lost to history. These two later became the heads of [[Minecraft:Discord House|Discord House]] and the [[Minecraft:House of Eris|House of Eris]].

Control has been handed down for centuries, with [[Minecraft:User:lstarnes|lstarnes]] controlling Discord House and [[Minecraft:User:Elizafox|Elizafox]] controlling the House of Eris. Jointly, the two houses run the country, sometimes above and sometimes into the ground.

The fact that this is all made up does nothing to reduce the fact it is completely true.

===Discord House version===
Around the end of YOLD 3180, the Grand Inquisitor made an arrangement with the House of Eris, led by Elizafox, to establish a new country in the Discord Mountains to the west-southwest of Discord Manor. This new country was founded as Mountain Home. The two houses, joined by Cat House, agreed to share power and responsibility in a more-or-less representative system. This evolved into the country of Erisiana in short order, with the construction of Sealab 20-21 and the [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Interior Waterway|Malaclypse Interior Waterway]] being the first major projects outside [[Minecraft:Mountain Home|Mountain Home]].

===Agreed upon elements of both stories===
Historians from both houses have agreed on the following things:

* '''FUCK {{REVISIONUSER}}'''

==Governance==
{{Hatnote|See also: [[Minecraft:Government of Erisiana|Government of Erisiana]]}}

Erisiana is governed by the [[Minecraft:House of Eris|House of Eris]] and [[Minecraft:Discord House|Discord House]]. The seat of government is in Mountain Home, but may be moved to [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]] at some later date. There are four levels of authority: national; communal or territorial; district; and city, village, or town.

==Transportation==
An extensive [[Minecraft:Erisiana rail system|rail]] and [[Minecraft:Erisiana highway system|road]] network exists in Erisiana. The highway system connects districts and provinces, while provincial roads serve as connectors. Districts are in charge of the roads within their jurisdiction (and may style them as they see fit), except for Erisiana routes. As a major naval power, Erisiana has numerous ports and rights of way, including along the [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Interior Waterway|Malaclypse Interior Waterway]].

The [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]] metropolitan area is served by the [[Minecraft:ERIS|ERIS]], while the Ravenhurst metropolitan area is served by the [[Minecraft:ANERIS system|ANERIS system]].

Erisiana maintains the [[Minecraft:MORON system|MORON system]] in [[Minecraft:New Seattle|New Seattle]] by contract.

===Maintenance and construction===
Roads are generally maintained by the district in which they are located. If the roads are in the unorganized district of a particular province, the province handles maintenance. In the case of territories, roads are maintained by the territory authority. For JSA's, roads are jointly maintained.

All waterways are property of, and maintained by, the government of Erisiana, and belong to no territory or district.

==Foreign relations==
Foreign relations are conducted at all levels of government. Every province (and in limited cases, communes) may conduct its own foreign relations (including trade negotiations, foreign contracts, immigration control, among other things) but may not declare war or annex territory without consent from the national government.

There is an embassy in [[Minecraft:Finéjo|Finéjo]], and parliamentary offices exist in [[Minecraft:New Seattle|New Seattle]] for the [[Minecraft:New Seattle parliament|New Seattle parliament]].

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Minecraft:ERIS

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{{Hatnote|Not to be confused with Eris, the [[wikipedia:Discordianism|Goddess of Discord]].}}

'''ERIS''', the '''Erisiana Regional Inter-rail System''', is the primary mass transit system serving [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]] and the communities surrounding it. Its main hubs are Malaclypse Station, which is on the southern edge of Confusion; and Upper Chaos Station, which is in Upper Chaos.

== History ==
ERIS began with Confusion Station being constructed and the construction of the Purple and Orange lines. The Blue and Green lines were constructed next. Once those were completed, the construction of the Gold line began as an outer arc, leading to the creation of Upper Chaos station as a hub. When the station was completed, the Cyan line was created to serve the far eastern portions of the city, and the Blue line was terminated in the station. After the completion of North Dock station, the White line was created to [[Minecraft:Finejo|Finejo]], who agreed to join the ERIS system. The Pink line was subsequently created as a line to Aftermath Heights, then onwards to Kallisti.

In YOLD 3183, the Finejo portion of the ERIS system was partially split off, and began to use numbered lines; white was subsequently retired as a colour and reserved for future use.

== Line types ==
There are two classes of routes ERIS maintains: coloured and numbered lines. Coloured lines are for Erisiana, whilst numbered routes are for use in Aranzia.

ERIS presently maintains the Gold, Purple, Orange, Blue, Green, Cyan, and Pink coloured lines. The only numbered line at present is Number 1. These lines serve the Malaclypse commune area.

== Stations ==
The ERIS system operates on a [[wikipedia:Hub and spoke|hub and spoke]] system. The original intent in the system was to have two major hubs: Malaclypse and Upper Chaos. Numerous secondary hubs have since been created.

=== Major hubs ===
The major hubs are '''Upper Chaos''' and '''Confusion'''.

==== Upper Chaos ====
Upper Chaos connects the following lines:
* Gold
* Blue
* Cyan
* Mal-Rav Express
* ANERIS S line (to Sanity Point)
* Red Line (not part of ERIS)

==== Malaclypse ====
Malaclypse (sometimes called Confusion) connects the following lines:
* Purple
* Orange
* Blue
* Green
* Canal Line
* Seaside Line

=== Secondary hubs ===
There are four large secondary hubs in the system. The secondary hubs are '''West Aftermath''', '''Dissonance''', '''North Dock''', '''Portsmouth''', and '''Discord'''

==== West Aftermath ====
West Aftermath connects the following lines:
* Gold
* Orange
* Pink

==== Dissonance ====
Dissonance connects the following lines:
* Green
* Cyan
* ANERIS D line

==== North Dock ====
North Dock connects the following lines:
* Purple
* P1 spur
* Line 1
* G1 spur

==== Portsmouth ====
Portsmouth connects the following lines:
* Line 1A Spur (one-way)
* Purple
* Gold

==== Discord ====
Discord connects the following lines:
* Gold
* Green
* C1 spur

=== Tertiary hubs ===
Tertiary hubs connect two lines only, or are otherwise very small. They are often roll-through stations.

==== Northwest Disaster ====
Northwest Disaster connects the following:
* Orange (final stop)
* Pink

==== Eristotle ====
Eristotle connects the following lines:
* Green
* G1 (green) spur

==== Malaclypse Beach ====
Malaclypse Beach connects the following lines:
* Green
* C1 Spur

==== Northeast Discord ====
Northeast Discord connects the following lines:
* Cyan
* C1 Spur

==== South Stadium ====
South Stadium connects the following lines:
* G1 (Gold) Spur
* Gold

==== Zarathud ====
Zarathud connects the following lines:
* Purple
* P1 (Purple) Spur
* Pink

==== East Aftermath ====
East Aftermath connects the following lines:
* O1 Spur
* Orange

==== Ramiel Plaza ====
Ramiel Plaza connects the following lines:
* O2 Spur
* Orange

==== Bureaucracy ====
Bureaucracy connects the following lines:
* O2 Spur
* Purple

==== 8.3 ====
8.3 connects the following lines:
* Seaside Line
* Gold

== Coloured lines ==
The Purple, Orange, Blue, and Green lines all fan out from Confusion Station to nearby communities; these were part of the original system. The Gold line is an outer arc connecting outlying areas of Malaclypse. The Pink line is a spur that connects the far-western suburbs. The Cyan line is a supplementary route to the far-eastern portions of the city.

In the sections below, '''bold''' text represents terminals where travelers must stop then launch from another platform to continue. These stations usually provide transfers to other lines. At other stations, passengers must jump out to stop.

=== Gold ===
This line serves the outer arc of the city and connects each of the Commnune's districts' main stations, excluding Confusion.

''From West to East''
* '''Portsmouth'''
* South Stadium
** Transfer to G1 spur
* '''West Aftermath'''
* Windmill (north of Hung Mung Farms)
* '''Upper Chaos'''
* The Rift
* Southeast Chaos
* The Ravine
* Manor of Discord
* '''Discord'''
* '''8.3'''
** Transfer to Seaside Line

==== G1 Spur ====
Connects South Stadium to North Docks.

=== Purple ===
Serving the southeastern portions of the city, this is the main line for Bureaucracy, Portsmouth, and [[Minecraft:Zarathud|Zarathud]], also being the primary station for the docks. To allow the affluent residents of [[Minecraft:Zarathud|Zarathud]] to bypass [[Minecraft:Portsmouth|Portsmouth]], there is a bidirectional spur between Zarathud and North Docks that terminates on existing lines away from Portsmouth Station.

''From West to East''
* '''Zarathud'''
** Transfer to P1 spur (North Docks)
* '''Portsmouth'''
* '''North Docks'''
** Transfer to P1 spur (Zarathud)
* Bureaucracy
* '''Malaclypse Station'''

====P1 Spur====
Connects North Dock Station directly to Zarathud, bypassing Portsmouth. There are separate embarking platforms on both ends, but both terminate at the existing purple line arrival platform.

=== Orange ===
Serves the west central portions of the city and Disaster, with a spur serving Bureaucracy.

''From West to East''
* '''Northwest Disaster'''
** Transfer to Pink
* East Disaster
* '''West Aftermath'''
* East Aftermath
** Transfer to O1 spur
* Ramiel Plaza
** Transfer to O2 spur
* '''Malaclypse Station'''

==== O1 Spur ====
Connects Bureaucracy and East Aftermath directly.

==== O2 Spur ====
Connects Ramiel Plaza with North Ramiel Plaza.

=== Blue ===
This line serves the north central portions of the city, primarily Confusion and central Chaos. It connects Malaclypse Station and Upper Chaos Station, which serve as ERIS's hubs. It is also the only line that runs overhead in the built-up areas of the Commune.

''From North to South''
* '''Upper Chaos'''
* Lower Chaos
* The Residence
* '''Malaclypse Station'''

=== Green ===
This line serves the eastern portion of the Commune and the Province including Discord, [[Minecraft:Eristotle|Eristotle]], and [[Minecraft:Dissonance|Dissonance]]. It has one spur, the G1 from Eristotle to [[Minecraft:Green Willie Naval Station|GWNS]].

''From West to East''
* '''Malaclypse Station'''
* Stable
* '''Discord'''
* Malaclypse Beach
** Transfer to Cyan
* '''Eristotle'''
** Transfer to G1 spur
* Cacaphony South
* Cacaphony
** Transfer to Cyan Line
* '''Dissonance'''
** Transfer to Cyan Line
** Transfer to ANERIS D Line

==== G1 spur ====
The G1 spur connects the Green Line directly to Green Willie Naval Station (with a transfer to the Seaside Line).

=== Cyan ===
This line primarily serves the northeastern portions of the city and suburbs, with a spur serving south-central Discord. It is a secondary line for serving Dissonance from Malaclypse. Its length in Malaclypse Commune primarily goes to recreational facilities.

''From West to East''
* '''Upper Chaos'''
* Hunting Club
* '''Northeast Discord'''
** Connection to C1 spur
* Cacaphony
** Transfer to Green Line
* '''Dissonance'''
** Transfer to Green Line
** Transfer to ANERIS D Line

==== C1 Spur ====
This spur runs parallel to the gold line, and was built to enable travellers to more easily go to recreational facilities.

* '''Northeast Discord'''
* Malaclypse Beach
** Transfer to Green
* '''Discord'''

=== Pink ===
The westernmost line in the ERIS system, it splits off the Orange and Gold Lines to serve the outer western portions of the city, travelling in an arc to serve Aftermath Heights, [[Minecraft:Kallisti|Kallisti]], [[Minecraft:Disaster|Disaster]], and Zarathud.

Interestingly, It reuses a portion of a former tunnel to Northwest Disaster after service was suspended there (until the construction of Kallisti), hence the similarity to the existing Orange Line tunnel to Disaster (which was built later but uses the remainder of the former tunnel).

''In counterclockwise order''
* '''Zarathud'''
** Transfer to Purple and P1
* Northeast Disaster
** Transfer to Orange
* West Kallisti
* East Kallisti
* West Beltway
* Northwest Aftermath Heights
* Central Aftermath Heights
* Southeast Aftermath Heights
* '''West Aftermath'''

== Numbered lines ==
These lines serve areas in Aranzia, including Finejo.

=== Number 1 ===
This line directly connects the North Docks with North Finejo. It also has a one-way spur, W1, from Portsmouth to North Finejo. There are plans to expand this line to southern Finejo at some point.

== Future Lines ==
There are further lines planned for the ERIS system, though it is near functional completion.

* A possible ERIS line may go direct to the MORON system in [[Minecraft:New Seattle|New Seattle]] to offer a shortcut from the canal line (that avoids passing through Finejo)
* A possible line (probably non-ERIS) may go direct to Ancien along [[Minecraft:Routes of Erisiana#Erisiana_Route_15|E-15]]

== Other Lines ==
ERIS maintains stations on some other lines that it does not own.

* The '''[[Minecraft:Mal-Rav Express|Mal-Rav Express]]''', connecting Upper Chaos directly to East Hodge in Ravenhurst Province.
* The '''[[Minecraft:Canal Line|Canal Line]]''', following the [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Interior Waterway|Malaclypse Interior Waterway]], connects Malaclypse Station to Finejo and New Seattle, with a junction connecting to Espertio.
* The '''[[Minecraft:Seaside Line|Seaside Line]]''', following the eastern third of the MIW and the nearby coast, connects Malaclypse Station to [[Minecraft:Bay City|Bay City]] in the [[Minecraft:Allied Empire|Allied Empire]] with stops at the 8.3 sign, GWNS, and [[Minecraft:Probeland|Probeland]]. It connects to the [[Minecraft:Podge Line|Podge Line]] via the Triangle Junction.
* The '''Red Line''' is a short rail to [[Minecraft:Atlantis|Atlantis]] in [[Minecraft:Hades Territory|Hades Territory]], but is not part of the ERIS system (it is named that for its destination).
* There are connections to [[Minecraft:ANERIS|ANERIS]] in Dissonance Station (D line to Podge) and Upper Chaos Station (S line to Sanity Point).

== Lines by district ==

=== Confusion ===
ERIS lines:
* Purple Line
* Green Line
* Orange Line
* Blue Line
* Gold Line

Other lines:
* The Seaside Rail
* Canal Rail

=== Chaos ===
ERIS lines:
* Blue Line
* Cyan Line
* Gold Line

=== Discord ===
ERIS lines:
* Green Line
* Cyan Line (and C1)
* Gold Line

=== Bureaucracy ===
ERIS lines:
* Purple Line (to [[Minecraft:Portsmouth|Portsmouth]] and [[Minecraft:Zarathud|Zarathud]])
* Number 1 Line (to [[Minecraft:Finéjo|Finéjo]])
* Orange Line O1 Spur (to [[Minecraft:The Aftermath|The Aftermath]])

=== The Aftermath ===
ERIS lines:
* Orange Line
* Gold Line
* Pink Line (to [[Minecraft:Kallisti|Kallisti]])

=== Surrounding communities ===
''In clockwise order''
* Zarathud
** Purple Line
** P1 Spur
** Pink Line

* Portsmouth
** Purple Line
** Gold Line
** Number 1A Spur (to Finejo)

* Disaster
** Orange Line
** Pink Line

* Kallisti
** Pink Line

* Hardwood District
** Pink Line

* Dissonance
** Green Line
** Cyan Line

* Cacaphony
** Green Line
** Cyan Line

* Eristotle
** Green Line
** G1 Spur

* Green Willie Naval Station
** G1 Spur
** Seaside Line

[[Category:Rail lines in Erisiana]]
[[Category:Malaclypse]]
[[Category:Metropolitan rail systems]]
[[Category:Erisiana]]

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A view of [[Minecraft:Malaclypse#Discord|Discord]], Malaclypse, [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]].

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A view of [[Minecraft:Malaclypse#Confusion|Confusion]], Malaclypse, [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]].

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A view of [[Minecraft:Malaclypse#Chaos|Chaos]], Malaclypse, [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]].

Minecraft:Canal Line

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The '''Canal Line''' is a major railway connecting the major cities along the [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Interior Waterway|Malaclypse Interior Waterway]]. It is officially maintained by [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]].

Prior to the construction of Malaclypse, this line included the Seaside Line's westernmost segment from Malaclypse to [[Minecraft:Green Willie Naval Station|GWNS]].

This was the second rail system to have a ticketing system.

== Route ==
Unless otherwise noted, each station has ticket dispensers, automatically stops passengers with tickets for that station, and allows passengers to pass through without stopping if they do not have a matching ticket.

''South to North''
* [[Minecraft:New Seattle|New Seattle]] Station
** Full stop
** Connections to [[Minecraft:MORON|MORON]] Blue, MORON Red, New Seattle Railroad (to [[Minecraft:Ancien Central Line|Ancien Central Line]]), and Foxdale Railroad.
** Has Nexus link
* Espertio Junction
** Connects southbound passengers to the Espertio Line unless they have tickets to New Seattle
** Does not divert northbound traffic
* [[Minecraft:Finejo|Finejo]]
** Full stop for all incoming passengers who do not have tickets.
** Southbound passengers originating from Finéjo cannot leave without tickets.
** Has Nexus link
* North Finejo
** Connects to Bureaucracy via [[Minecraft:ERIS|ERIS]] White
* [[Minecraft:Naval Station (Erisiana)#Lookout Naval Station|Lookout Naval Station]]
** No tickets offered or accepted
** Jump out to stop
* [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]] Station
** Connections to [[Minecraft:ERIS|ERIS]] lines and the [[Minecraft:Seaside Line|Seaside Line]].

== History ==

The Canal Line originally ran from New Seattle Station to [[Minecraft:Green Willie Naval Station|Green Willie Naval Station]] to provide the latter with a connection to Erisiana. Most of its length was built in view of the canal so that the Erisiana Navy could easily observe the northern and central sections of the canal. It was intended to have a single stop along the route at [[Minecraft:Lookout Naval Station|Lookout Naval Station]].

About halfway along its length, the railroad was intended to go directly over or around the existing rail station at Finejo. However, the authorities in Aranzia approved of Erisiana running the Canal Line thorough the existing station, and they agreed to allow Erisiana to use some of the existing length of the Finejo Line, which connects Espertio to Finejo. As a result of this agreement, the fortress at Finejo experienced a huge boom in tourism from residents of New Seattle and Malaclypse.

A small roll-through station was built near the northern landing of the Malaclypse Bridge to alleviate concerns that naval workers would be unable to relieve themselves after the harrowing experience of riding down the ramp from the bridge's north end (although by that point they likely already had). A new city quickly sprung up at the site named [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]]. The approach, which descended to the north then bent to the east, was changed to go straight north into the newly built Malaclypse Station. The section of the Canal Line that ran from Malaclypse to GWNS was disconnected from the line and became the first segment of the [[Minecraft:Seaside Line|Seaside Line]].

== Landmarks ==
From south to north, the Canal Line passes the following landmarks:
* New Seattle Dam
* New Seattle Viaduct
* Canal Line Bridge, over the Malaclypse Interior Waterway
* Botanist's Nightmare
* The abandoned amusement park in Finejo
* The end fortress at Finejo
* Blue Balls Naval Station
* Lookout Naval Station
* Malaclypse Bridge

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A view of [[Minecraft:Malaclypse#Bureauracy|Bureaucracy]], Malaclypse, [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]].

Minecraft:8.3 Sign

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[[File:8.3_Sign_and_Station.png|350px|thumb|right|The 8.3 Sign]]
The '''8.3 Sign''' is a large sign in Confusion, [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]], that displays random strings that fit the [[Minecraft:Wikipedia:8.3 Filename|DOS 8.3 filename]] convention.

==History==
The sign was created in YOLD 3181 (2015) by Elizafox, in a bout of randomness. The first text on the sign was '''ANUSBUTT.TXT'''.

==Updates==
The sign is updated regularly with random strings, usually entirely meaningless.

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Minecraft:House of Eris

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The '''House of Eris''' is the smaller of the two ruling houses of [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]], in terms of holdings.

[[File:House of Eris Banner.png|400px|thumb|right|The House of Eris banner]]

==Origins==
Though some may say the house has its origins in YOLD 3181 when it was founded by a one E. Myers (who also happens to hold the present title of Grand Inquisitor of the House of Eris), the truth is the house is most noble and ancient, stretching back to YOLD 10. The initial building of the House of Eris was Castle Eris in [[Minecraft:Mountain Home|Mountain Home]], though it largely sits empty in modern times as the possessions have been sold to pay for the Grand Inquisitor's drug habit.

The House of Eris also founded the [[Minecraft:Ancien|Ancien Empire]], a large Francophone empire in the far west, which enjoys a joint regime with Erisiana at [[Minecraft:Unity Bridge|Unity Bridge]].

In recent times, The House of Eris has mostly concentrated on infrastructure improvements in Erisiana and Ancien.

==History==
The title of the head of the House of Eris was handed down through generations after its founding, winding up with E. Myers in YOLD 3180.

===Founding of Ancien===
In YOLD 3181, in a flash of <s>drunken and drug-fuelled stupor</s> utter brilliance, the head of the House of Eris <s>founded</s> acquired [[Minecraft:Ancien|Ancien]], which at the time only consisted of some ancient ruins <s>constructed by the Grand Inquisitor of the House of Eris in a previous drunken and drug-fuelled stupor</s> of unknown provenance. Upon acquiring the lands, the House of Eris constructed [[Minecraft:Nouvelle-Athénés|Nouvelle-Athénés]] and (with assistance of [[Minecraft:Discord House|the other house]]) constructed the Ancien Central Railroad.

The House of Eris was instrumental in the founding of the [[Minecraft:University of Ancien|University of Ancien]], used to this day to educate the members of [[Minecraft:Discord House|the other house]].

===Work in New Seattle===
Both houses of Erisiana were contracted to create the rail transportation network and improve the docks in [[Minecraft:New Seattle|New Seattle]] in YOLD 3181. The House of Eris provided the bulk of logistical and physical operations, whilst [[Minecraft:Discord House|the other house]] provided labour and <s>useless</s> invaluable feedback, and planning for outer spurs.

As a result of their efforts, both houses (along with other empires) were rewarded with joint sovereignty over New Seattle in the [[Minecraft:Treaty of New Seattle|Treaty of New Seattle]].

===Rise of Erisiana===
Until the middle of YOLD 3181, the empire of Erisiana was a minor regional power near [[Minecraft:Caerpen|Caerpen]], and more of a city-state than a true empire. In another <s>drunken and drug-fuelled stupor</s> flash of brilliance, the head of the House of Eris decided to listen to the advice of [[Minecraft:Discord House|the other house]] to found a city on the plains near the then recently built [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Interior Waterway|Malaclypse Interior Waterway]]. Thus, Malaclypse was created. The idea for the city of Malaclypse (initially a station made of glass and a giant testicle supported by iron) and initial structures originated for the city from the Grand Inquisitor of [[Minecraft:Discord House|the other house]], transferred via telepathy from the great mind of the Grand Inquisitor of the House of Eris.

Not long after Malaclypse was founded, the House of Eris convinced [[Minecraft:Discord House|the other house]] to join it in seizing the vast lands surrounding the canal before [[Minecraft:Caerpen|Caerpen]] and [[Minecraft:Aranzia|Aranzia]] had a chance to take over. The lands conquered by the Houses became the Province of Malaclypse.

As the city of Malaclypse grew, the citizens became increasingly concerned that the Houses, especially [[Minecraft:Discord House|the other house]], held too much power. The other house agreed, and the House of Eris cooperated with [[Minecraft:Discord House|the other house]] to create the current inquisition system used to govern Erisiana.

The House of Eris was later contracted by [[Minecraft:Discord House|the other house]] for much of the development in Ravenhurst Province, as the Grand Inquisitor was <s>on a huge LSD, PCP, crack, and alcohol bender</s> occupied with other things. Later, <s>after coming down</s>, they resumed work jointly.

==Mountain Home==
''Main article: [[Minecraft:Mountain Home|Mountain Home]]''

Around the end of YOLD 3180, the Grand Inquisitor of [[Minecraft:Discord House|Discord House]] made an arrangement with the House of Eris to establish a new country in the Discord Mountains to the west-southwest of Discord Manor. This new country was founded as Mountain Home. The two houses, joined by Cat House, agreed to share power and responsibility in a more-or-less representative system.

Castle Eris, despite sitting largely empty, is the headquarters of the House of Eris, pending furnishment.

The three Houses of Mountain Home later agreed to combine the lower levels of their castles into Joint Castle Eris-Discordia, which is the capitol of Mountain Home (and also Erisiana).

When Unity Bridge was founded as a joint territory of Mountain Home and Ancien, The House of Eris retained significant control of the territory's affairs.

==Ancien==
''Main article: [[Minecraft:Ancien|Ancien]]''

Ancien is an ancient Francophone empire extending to the days before the Discordian epoch, as illustrated by [[Minecraft:Vieux-Athénés|Vieux-Athénés]] ruins. Athénés, as it was called in those days, was modelled after the ancient Greek city of Athens, but as the citizenry were illiterate and knew little of architecture, the clone they made was of poor quality.

Since nobody wants to live in ancient ruins, the city of [[Minecraft:Nouvelle-Athénés|Nouvelle-Athénés]] was created nearby as a properly habitable city.

===University of Ancien===
''Main article: [[Minecraft:University of Ancien|University of Ancien]]''

Discord House maintains a scholarship agreement with the House of Eris to send its students to the University of Ancien free of charge. In addition, [[Minecraft:Foxdale|Foxdale]] also sends its students to the university. As such, the University of Ancien can be considered almost a de facto (if not de jure) joint sovereignty area of multiple empires.

===Unity Bridge===
''Main article: [[Minecraft:Unity Bridge|Unity Bridge]]''

Unity Bridge is held in joint regime with Erisiana (which effectively means Discord House, as Erisiana is a joint empire of the House of Eris and Discord House). It is a bilingual free-trade zone and home to many shops.

==Membership==
Those wishing to become members of the House of Eris must follow these procedures:

# Ensure they are a citizen of Erisiana, Ancien, the Allied Empire, or an associated territory, or be eligible for citizenship in one of those nations (a good quality fake ID will be accepted)
# Ensure they are members of no other houses, including the Libertarian Party, the alt-right, and especially [[Minecraft:Discord House|the other house]]
# Be a Discordian, or a convincing phony in the presence of other members; cabal membership does not matter
# Be a form of sentient life (great apes and dolphins included)
# Exist in this plane
# Provide a small membership fee of $500 (payment in drugs accepted) - all payments non-refundable

After fulfilling the requirements, '''EAT A BIG SHIT''', then contact the Grand Inquisitor for the House of Eris.

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Minecraft:Discord House

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'''Discord House''' is the older of the two major ruling parties of the [[Minecraft:Mountain Home|Province of Mountain Home]] and the [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Confederation of Erisiana]]

[[File:Discord House Banner.png|400px|thumb|right|Discord House's banner]]

== History ==

Discord House, as one of the oldest organizations in Sporksland, has had a tremendous impact on its history.
=== Beginnings ===

Discord House was founded in YOLD 3180 (AD 2014) by L. Starnes, who immediately proclaimed himself the Grand Inquisitor of Discord House.

The House's first territorial claim was an elevated area of plains west of [[Minecraft:Burgstad|Burgstad]], along Manor River. The plantation's main house was relatively small, but the surrounding grounds featured farms, an underground boat dock, short rail lines, and Sporksland's first temple of Eris.

=== Mountain Home ===

''Main article: [[Minecraft:Mountain Home|Mountain Home]]''

Around the end of YOLD 3180, the Grand Inquisitor made an arrangement with the [[Minecraft:House of Eris|House of Eris]], led by Elizafox, to establish a new country in the Discord Mountains to the west-southwest of Discord Manor. This new country was founded as [[Minecraft:Mountain Home|Mountain Home]]. The two houses, joined by Cat House, agreed to share power and responsibility in a more-or-less representative system.

Discord House claimed Mount Discord and hollowed it out to form ''Castle Discordia'', which is currently the ''de jure'' headquarters of the House.

The three Houses of Mountain Home later agreed to combine the lower levels of their castles into ''Joint Castle Eris-Discordia'', which is the capitol of Mountain Home (and also Erisiana).

=== Expansion ===
Shortly after the modern [[Minecraft:Ancien|Kingdom of Ancien]] was established, Unity Bridge was founded as a joint territory of Mountain Home and [[Minecraft:Ancien|Ancien]], Discord House was given significant control of the territory's affairs.

A few months later, Discord House and the House of Eris were contracted to build a rail system for the city of New Seattle. Not long after, the Houses created the [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Interior Waterway|Malaclypse Interior Waterway]] to connect the inland Goat Sea and its main port, New Seattle, with the much larger East Sea. As a reward for their work, the two Houses secured permanent control over transportation in New Seattle along with other powers.

Discord House built a [[Minecraft:Green Willie Naval Station|naval base]] at the East Sea end of the canal along with another one about hal. To allow both efficient travel on land between the ends of the canal and easy monitoring of ship traffic, Discord House built a massive rail line from New Seattle to the naval base with a stop at [[Minecraft:Finéjo|Finéjo]].

=== Rise of Erisiana ===
While surveying the route of the Malaclypse Interior Waterway, the Grand Inquisitor found a large plain surrounded by a raised, rocky plateau, mountains, a swamp, and boreal forests. Shortly after finding this site, the Grand Inquisitor <s>smoked a lot of weed and PCP</s> <s>got high on meth and peyote</s> received a vision from Eris. Having been scared shitless, he decided to pretend the whole thing never happened.

But, when building the rail line to Green Willie Naval Station, the Grand Inquisitor built a temporary rail station out of glass, inspired by another vision. When the station was finished, the Iniquisitor was compelled by an apparition of Eris in a glass of 200-proof grain alcohol mixed with LSD to make a "giant rainbow ball", a "triangle with a circle in it", and "some other bullshit". He then named the surrounding area [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]] after two of the great <s>profits</s> prophets of Discordianism.

Not long after Malaclypse was founded, Discord House convinced the House of Eris to join it in seizing the vast lands surrounding the canal before Caerpen and Aranzia could. The lands conquered by the Houses became the Province of Malaclypse. The two Houses combined their holdings in Malaclypse and Mountain Home to form the [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Confederation of Erisiana]]. Erisiana assumed Mountain Home's former stakes in Unity Bridge in New Seattle and restructured them as Joint Sovereignty Areas.

As the city of Malaclypse grew, the citizens became increasingly concerned that the Houses, especially the House of Eris, held too much power. So Discord House championed the creation of the modern Parliamentary Inqusition system in both the Commune and Province of Malaclypse as well as in Erisiana.

In YOLD 3181 (AD 2015), Discord House relocated its base of operations for the third time to the Manor of Discord in the Discord District of Malaclypse. Despite the transition, the records of the House and its main vault have yet to be moved out of Castle Discordia.

Discord House later led the surge of new settlement in what would become Ravenhurst Province.

== Membership ==

If you want to become a member of Discord House, you must...
# ...be a citizen of Erisiana, Ancien, or a territory of one of those nations, or be eligible for citizenship in one of those nations, or have an acceptable fake ID claiming that you are such a citizen.
# ...must not be a member of any other house, especially the [[Minecraft:House of Eris|House of Eris]], and ''absolutely not'' the Republican Party.
# ...be willing to become a Discordian or at least pretend to be one while in the presence of other members.
# ...be a person and not be a cabbage or something.
# ...exist.

If you meet these requirements, '''GO FUCK YOURSELF''', then contact an Inquisitor to request membership.

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Minecraft:Sanity Point

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'''Sanity Point''' is a small city near [[Minecraft:Ravenhurst|Ravenhurst]] in [[Minecraft:Ravenhurst Province|Ravenhurst Province]]. It is the anchor city for [[Minecraft:Sanity District|Sanity District]]. It is a rather poor mining district with small houses. Northern Sanity Point is slightly better off than the Southern portion. Two of the cities' '''highly''' eccentric patrons, Elizafox and lstarnes, live near the side of town, in a constant war to build the weirdest stuff onto their manors they built using the profits from the mine.

The city borders [[Minecraft:Sanity Hills|Sanity Hills]] to the north, [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Province|Malaclypse Province]]'s [[Minecraft:Hardwood District|Hardwood District]] to the west, [[Minecraft:Hodge|Hodge]] of [[Minecraft:Ravenhurst|Ravenhurst]] to the east, and [[Minecraft:Dissonance District|Dissonance District]] of Malaclypse Province to the south.

==History==
Sanity Point was founded centuries ago as a mining encampment. After Elizafox buried her sanity in the area some time ago, the town began to grow exponentially. To this day, the primary industry of the town is mining, followed by government.

==Transportation==
Erisiana Route 10 passes through the northern portion of the town. Ravenhurst Route 1 begins at Sanity Point, passing onwards to [[Minecraft:Sanity Hills|Sanity Hills]].

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Minecraft:Portsmouth

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'''Portsmouth''' is a suburb of [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]], and anchor city for the Portsmouth District. It is renowned worldwide for its poverty, Shady Acres mobile home community, and brothel. It is home to the eastern docks of the [[Minecraft:Port of Malaclypse|Port of Malaclypse]]. It is located to the northeast of [[Minecraft:The Aftermath|The Aftermath]], directly west of [[Minecraft:Zarathud|Zarathud]], and borders the [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Interior Waterway|Malaclypse Interior Waterway]] to the north and northeast.

==History==
Portsmouth was founded as a working-class town in YOLD 3010 to serve what was then a small river and swampland. When the canal was built, the town was spared, but continued to be rather poor due to the lack of will to unionise and the numerous industrial structures in the area.

==Tourism==
Travellers to Portsmouth are advised not to go due to the high crime rate and bad trades with the local villagers. If travellers do go, they are advised to visit Sandy Hook's Gun Shop across from the town stables. They are also advised to try the local brothel, conveniently located above the weapons store.

Portsmouth Station is located here, with good service via [[Minecraft:ERIS|ERIS]] on multiple lines. It is advised to leave Portsmouth as soon as possible!

There is a welfare office in the city if you require social services, privately run by Foxcon.

==Crime==
Crime regularly takes place, and the constabulary is too occupied with embezzling city funds to do anything about it. Expect to be murdered, raped, mugged, and possibly stared at with a look of contempt. Beggars are common but there is no penalty for executing them.

Villagers may swindle tourists in bad trades. Use caution!

==District==
Portsmouth is the anchor city of Portsmouth District, which is also home to [[Minecraft:Zarathud|Zarathud]].

==Famous residents==
No one famous has ever come from Portsmouth. It is impossible to rise above the despair and poverty in this place.

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Minecraft:Ocean View

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'''Ocean View''' is a maritime resort town near [[Minecraft:Hodge|Hodge]], [[Minecraft:Ravenhurst|Ravenhurst]] and [[Minecraft:Snowy Bluffs|Snowy Bluffs]]. It is located in [[Minecraft:Sanity District|Sanity District]], [[Minecraft:Ravenhurst Province|Ravenhurst Province]].

It is home to a medium-sized Discordian cathedral, which is an interesting attraction of itself, and excellent fishing grounds.

==History==
The town was founded as a fishing grounds before [[Minecraft:Hodge|Hodge]] was built, and was later turned into a resort town (though not in the same way as [[Minecraft:Eristotle|Eristotle]]). Not much else is known about the city. The cathedral is known to be at least from YOLD 3000.

==Transportation==
The S1 spur of the [[Minecraft:ANERIS system|ANERIS system]] terminates here. Ravenhurst Route 1 also terminates at the town.

There are a set of docks a short trip down the cliff side on a set of stairs, which can be used to reach the Northern Ocean.

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Minecraft:New Seattle

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[[File:New Seattle Banner.png|right|thumb|200px|Banner of New Seattle]]
'''New Seattle''' is the largest city on the Sporkscraft server. It is jointly owned by all empires in accordance with the terms of the [[Minecraft:Treaty of New Seattle|Treaty of New Seattle]].

==History==
New Seattle was founded in YOLD 3180 by a man who is called Alexander the Architect (aji). He created it as a place to build enormous skyscrapers. As his interest in minecraft waned, and the server began expanding in that direction, there were requests by others to build on his area. Thus, the [[Minecraft:Treaty of New Seattle|Treaty of New Seattle]] was drafted and signed by all nations on the server.

The first building in New Seattle was the ajitek building. The second was the Elizacorp Building.

==Landmarks==
New Seattle is home to many supertall skyscrapers, some of which are based on real skycrapers. Notable ones include:

* The Vagina Building, based off Chicago's [[wikipedia:Crain Communications Building|Crain Communications Building]]
* The Ajitek Building, loosely based off the [[wikipedia:Empire State Building|Empire State Building]]
* The New Seattle Housing Projects, where the poor of the city live
* [[Minecraft:The Nexus|The Nexus]] - a transportation network using teleportation
* New Seattle parliament
* New Seattle city hall

The city also boasts other major landmarks:
* New Seattle Station, a major transportation hub
* New Seattle Bridge, a pier-supported bridge with a large arch to admit drilling rigs
* New Seattle Docks, with the green line of the [[Minecraft:MORON system|MORON system]] underneath
* Canal docks, a port on the [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Interior Waterway|Malaclypse Interior Waterway]] and the city's primary connection to it

===Gay clubs===
New Seattle is world-renowned for its gay scene. The scene includes these clubs:

* The Rusty Trombone Club
* The Hot Dog Stand
* Prince (under construction)
* DVNO
* La Lacune Glorie (obstensibly a straight club)
* The Dancefloor, a dance hall and radio station

==Transportation==
New Seattle has an extensive rail network known as the [[Minecraft:MORON system|MORON system]], servicing New Seattle and Bell's End in [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]]. It is also connected to the [[Minecraft:Malaclypse interior waterway|Malaclypse interior waterway]]. E-10 goes through the city and over the [[Minecraft:New Seattle Bridge|New Seattle Bridge]], as does a spur of the [[Minecraft:Ancien Central Railway|Ancien Central Railway]]. The transportation network is maintained by Erisiana under the terms of the [[Minecraft:Treaty of New Seattle|Treaty of New Seattle]].

There is an airport under construction, under joint ownership of Erisiana and Foxdale.

===The grid===
New Seattle has a grid system, the only one of its kind. The grid begins at Aurum St. and Astley Ave. Streets running east to west are named for famous cities, past and present, in Sporksland, in alphabetical order. Streets running north to south are named for famous Internet phenomenon in alphabetical order. Street numbers increase by 100 for every block encountered going east to west, and go up by 1000 for every street going north to south. Buildings north or west of Aurum and Astley get a W. or N. prefix affixed to their name.

==Governance==
New Seattle is governed by the terms of the [[Minecraft:Treaty of New Seattle|Treaty of New Seattle]]. It is a condominium of all nations on the server. The government meets in parliament irregularly in the parliament building near New Seattle Station, not far from [[Minecraft:The Nexus|The Nexus]]. Parliamentary offices are co-located in the parliament building.

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Minecraft:Caerpen

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[[File:Caerpen_Banner.png|thumb|right|Banner of Caerpen]]
'''Caerpen''', is a kingdom occupying a major portion of the central region of Interlinked. It is a kingdom with a rich history. The nation consists of several small cities.

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==History==
Caerpen was founded a long ass time ago. Much of the history of Caerpen is unclear. The current incarnation was established as it exists today by Rwg in AD 2014. The kingdom began a heavy industry in the production of alcoholic beverages (mainly beer and whisky) which it exports to other regions.

Historically, Caerpen had engaged in many violent conflicts with the neighboring nation of [[Minecraft:Rivandia|Rivandia]] over territories to the south. Today, both nations have a strong alliance.

==Winter Rock==
[[File:WinterRock.png|300px|thumb|right|Winter Rock]]
The capitol of Caerpen is Winter Rock. Caerpen is unique in that its capitol is not a city, but instead consists of a castle and various other government structures. The castle of Winter Rock sits on a mountain overlooking much of the territory of Caerpen. The castle sits high up on the mountain and contains the main throne room, and an attached banquet room and kitchen. There is also a barracks along the path to the castle from Rivandia which houses military units that protect the castle. There are also separate buildings on an adjacent peak of the mountain from the castle which act as residences for various residents of Winter Rock.

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A view of [[Minecraft:Zarathud|Zarathud]], [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]].

Minecraft:Zarathud

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'''Zarathud''' is a small town nestled in the roofed forests near [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]] and [[Minecraft:Portsmouth|Portsmouth]]. It was initially built in two small treeless plains in the forest. The town is located in [[Portsmouth|Portsmouth District]], Malaclypse Province.

It is a town themed after 1950's ideas of futuristic buildings (cubic style).

==History==
Zarathud was built YOLD 3130 as an escape for middle class people from the blight of [[Minecraft:Portsmouth|Portsmouth]] and big city feel of [[Minecraft:Malaclypse|Malaclypse]]. It was envisioned as a small town, due to a desire to preserve the surrounding forest, and remains so to this day. It was named for the Discordian saint Zarathud the Incorrigible.

Later, the town built a small path through the forest to a set of plains adjacent to Cascadia Lake and was instrumental in building the Portsmouth Bypass to allow travellers to bypass the poor people of Portsmouth.

In YOLD 3182, the town annexed a nearby small swampy island, in order to lobby for the construction of the provincial courthouse (which has yet to be built). They named this place Columbia Island, after the real life Washington, D.C., which was also built on a swamp.

The MalaZar tunnel, a small waterway between Cascadia Lake and the Malaclypse River, was constructed by the residents in YOLD 3182, to enable more efficient aquatic transportation.

==Neighbourhoods==
Zarathud is home to three distinct neighbourhoods, though each neighbourhood is very small (only a few buildings).

===Main town===
The main town, as it is called by residents, is where most of the residents live. The town post office, inquisitor, constabulary, marijuana dispensary, and rail station are located here. The pub for the town is likely to be located here.

===Docklands===
The Docklands were annexed some time in YOLD 3175 to enable trade with nearby [[Minecraft:Cascadia|Cascadia]] via Cascadia Lake, which was otherwise a difficult journey prior to the construction of Erisiana Route 10.

===Columbia Island===
A recent annex to Zarathud, Columbia Island was annexed in YOLD 3182 to allow for construction of the provincial courthouse. It is a rather small and swampy island.

==Transportation==
The town is served by Erisiana Route 10 and Erisiana Route 10B (Portsmouth Bypass).

==Famous Residents==
* Ichabod Soare, also known as I. Soare, known for his terrible sense of aesthetics and love for orange and blue contrast
* Elizafox maintains a residence here

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A view of [[Minecraft:Winter Rock|Winter Rock]], [[Minecraft:Caerpen|Caerpen]].

Minecraft:Unorganized District

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The '''Unorganized District''', or '''Unorganised District''', is a district located in every province of [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]]. It is usually very sparsely populated; the few services that exist in the Unorganized Districts are administered directly by the provinces. The unorganized district is rarely contiguous within its province, but is construed as a single district without an inquisitor.

==Populated areas==
Any populated area in the Unorganized District must, under Erisiana law, incorporate into at least a district (or provincial equivalent).

==Transportation==
The only form of transportation in the Unorganized Districts is usually major highways that pass through. There is usually little in the way of any additional roads. There are no train stations.

==Tourism==
Travellers to the Unorganized Districts must be aware they are usually very remote, and contain no medical services. One may have to travel for many kilometres to find services. Outside of the highways, areas are rarely traversed. Travellers should not expect assistance without requesting outside help.

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Interior of the library at the [[Minecraft:University of Ancien|University of Ancien]].

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The [[Minecraft:University of Ancien|University of Ancien]].

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A view of [[Minecraft:Unity Bridge|Unity Bridge]].

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A view of [[Minecraft:Unity Bridge|Unity Bridge]].

Minecraft:Treaty of New Seattle

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The '''Treaty of New Seattle''' was drafted as an agreement between Alexander the Architect and all the empires of the land, after he lost interest in further developing his lands. Below is the agreement signed by all parties.

=Treaty=
<center><strong>A TREATY</strong></center>
<center>Concerning the sovereignty of certain lands, known as New Seattle, which shall be referred to as the</center>
<center><strong>TREATY OF NEW SEATTLE</strong></center>
<center>SIGNED YOLD 3181/AD 2015</center>

==Preamble==
Whereas Alexander the Architect grows weary of managing his lands;

Whereas the major empires of our world wish to further develop the city of [[Minecraft:New Seattle|New Seattle]];

Whereas in the present arrangement, no one can do any construction in New Seattle without permission from Alexander;

Whereas Alexander is preoccupied with other things, and wishes to not be bothered with trivial requests;

Therefore, be it resolved, an agreement between the major empires of our world and Alexander shall be made, and is made, this instrument providing such an agreement.

==Article I: Sovereignty==
The sovereignty of New Seattle shall be surrendered to all the nations of the world in a condominium; these nations include:

* [[Minecraft:Caerpen|Caerpen]]
* [[Minecraft:Allied Empire|Allied Empire]]
* [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]]
* [[Minecraft:Aranzia|Aranzia]]
* [[Minecraft:Rivandia|Rivandia]]
* [[Minecraft:Foxdale|Foxdale]]

==Article II: Governance==
The members of the pact shall jointly exercise all powers as a unitary authority, to be assembled as a parliament. Alexander shall always be entitled to a seat at this parliament.

Any nation may enter the pact, or have membership revoked, by a majority vote of parliament. Any power may withdraw from the pact at any time unilaterally, but most rejoin using the usual procedure.

The number of members required for a quorum shall be two.

==Article III: Construction==
These nations shall provide for the good governance and management of the city, and are free to construct new buildings; however, buildings constructed by Alexander may not be modified, except with his explicit permission.

All public transportation and road planning in the city shall be provided by Erisiana, and all infrastructure relating to the operation of the [[Minecraft:Malaclypse Interior Waterway|Malaclypse Interior Waterway]] shall be the property of the [[Erisiana|Confederation of Erisiana]].

The New Seattle Airport construction shall be a joint venture between Erisiana and [[Minecraft:Foxdale|Foxdale]].

The city may not annex or rescind any territory without the approval of the concerned empires.

==Article IV: Defence==
Defence of the nation shall be the responsibility of [[Minecraft:Caerpen|Caerpen]], with [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]] providing assistance as required. This includes all naval defences in the city, and in the canal zone.

==Article V: Rights of Way==
All nations who are members of the pact shall enjoy the right of free passage through New Seattle. All nations may create rights of way through the city, and have their highways pass through with their own signage.

==Article VI: Amendment==
Amendment of this document must be done via a super majority of parliamentary members and agreement of Alexander.

==Article VII: Right of First Refusal and Preemption==
Alexander shall enjoy, in perpetuity, the right of first refusal and right of preemption, for any structures in New Seattle.

==Signed==
* [[User:lstarnes|L. Starnes, Erisiana]]
* [[User:Elizafox|E. Myers, Allied Empire]]
* E. Zie, Aranzia
* [[User:rwg|A. LaMay, Caerpen]]
* K. Griesbach, Rivandia
* A. Wilcox, Foxdale

[[Category:Treaties]]
[[Category:Government]]
[[Category:Government of New Seattle]]
[[Category:New Seattle]]

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Information about transportation in [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]].

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[[Category:Erisiana]]

Minecraft:Towns of Erisiana

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Towns located in [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]].

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[[Category:Government of Erisiana]]
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[[Minecraft:The Train|The Train]] underside, facing south.

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[[Minecraft:The Train|The Train]] underside, facing north.

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[[Minecraft:The Train|The Train]].

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[[File:The_Train.png|right|thumb|350px|The Train, as viewed from the west side]]
'''The Train''' (French: ''Le Train'') is a large landmark in [[Minecraft:Probeland|Probeland]] depicting a sex scene from early in [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]] history. It was constructed in YOLD 3181/2015.

==The encounter==
The sex scene that The Train depicts is known in Erisiana lore as "the encounter." Rumoured to take place in YOLD 3155, it was fuelled by enormous amounts of hard liquor, deliriants, and prescription drugs. It was pivotal in bringing the [[Minecraft:House of Eris|House of Eris]] and [[Minecraft:Discord House|Discord House]] together through <s>shared shame and mutual embarrassment</s> the power of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, and allowed them to put aside their differences to work together.

Despite its importance, it is little remembered this day by either house, as it was considered a giant embarrassment at the time, something that, to quote a member of [[Minecraft:Discord House|Discord House]], "is totally not going to happen again," followed by vehement denials of being homosexual.

==Construction==
The landmark was constructed by Elizafox in YOLD 3181 to commemorate this historic event. Later, an eponymous rail station was built on its arms.

The residents of [[Minecraft:Probeland|Probeland]], in their usual custom, believe Reptilians either inspired Elizafox, or the Reptilians outright created The Train. This is demonstrably false as shown by the historical record. Nonetheless, it is not wise to claim otherwise in Probeland, as this may offend the locals and may result in being run out of town, death, or both.

==Rail station==
The station is the last Erisiana station before the [[Minecraft:Allied Empire|Allied Empire]] along the [[Minecraft:Seaside Line|Seaside Line]].

==Disputes over "the encounter"==
Some people dispute whether or not "the encounter" took place. These people are routinely placed on the penis on the front of The Train anus-first until they wise up and/or die of dehydration.

== Homages ==
[[File:The Encounter - Dissonance.jpg|right|thumb||"The Encounter", a mural in Dissonance Station.]]
Dissonance Station has a mural entitled "The Encounter".

[[Category:Landmarks]]
[[Category:Probeland]]

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A view of [[Minecraft:The Nexus|The Nexus]] building in [[Minecraft:New Seattle|New Seattle]].

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A view of [[Minecraft:The Encounter|The Encounter]] in [[Minecraft:Dissonance|Dissonance]] Station.

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[[Minecraft:Inquisitor|Inquisitor]] of [[Minecraft:The Aftermath|The Aftermath]].

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Fire department of [[Minecraft:The Aftermath|The Aftermath]].

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A view of [[Malaclypse#The Aftermath|The Aftermath]], Malaclypse, [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]].

Minecraft:Sanity Point

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'''Sanity Point''' is a small city near [[Ravenhurst]] in [[Ravenhurst Province]]. It is the anchor city for [[Sanity District]]. It is a rather poor mining district with small houses. Northern Sanity Point is slightly better off than the Southern portion. Two of the cities' '''highly''' eccentric patrons, Elizafox and lstarnes, live near the side of town, in a constant war to build the weirdest stuff onto their manors they built using the profits from the mine.

The city borders [[Sanity Hills]] to the north, [[Malaclypse Province]]'s [[Hardwood District]] to the west, [[Hodge]] of [[Ravenhurst]] to the east, and [[Dissonance District]] of Malaclypse Province to the south.

==History==
Sanity Point was founded centuries ago as a mining encampment. After Elizafox buried her sanity in the area some time ago, the town began to grow exponentially. To this day, the primary industry of the town is mining, followed by government.

==Transportation==
Erisiana Route 10 passes through the northern portion of the town. Ravenhurst Route 1 begins at Sanity Point, passing onwards to [[Sanity Hills]].

[[Category:Sanity District]]
[[Category:Cities]]
[[Category:Cities of Erisiana]]
[[Category:Erisiana]]