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'''The Train''' (French: ''Le Train'') is a large landmark in [[Probeland]] depicting a sex scene from early in [[Erisiana]] history. It was constructed in YOLD 3181/2015. | [[File:The_Train.png|right|thumb|350px|The Train, as viewed from the west side]] | ||
'''The Train''' (French: ''Le Train'') is a large landmark in [[Minecraft:Probeland|Probeland]] depicting a sex scene from early in [[Minecraft:Erisiana|Erisiana]] history. It was constructed in YOLD 3181/2015. | |||
==The encounter== | ==The encounter== | ||
The sex scene The Train depicts is known in Erisiana lore as "the encounter." | The sex scene that The Train depicts is known in Erisiana lore as "the encounter." Rumoured to take place in YOLD 3155, it was fuelled by enormous amounts of hard liquor, deliriants, and prescription drugs. It was pivotal in bringing the [[Minecraft:House of Eris|House of Eris]] and [[Minecraft:Discord House|Discord House]] together through <s>shared shame and mutual embarrassment</s> the power of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, and allowed them to put aside their differences to work together. | ||
Despite its importance, it is little remembered this day by either house, as it was considered a giant embarrassment at the time, something that, to quote a member of [[Discord House]], "is totally not going to happen again," followed by vehement denials of being homosexual. | Despite its importance, it is little remembered this day by either house, as it was considered a giant embarrassment at the time, something that, to quote a member of [[Minecraft:Discord House|Discord House]], "is totally not going to happen again," followed by vehement denials of being homosexual. | ||
==Construction== | ==Construction== | ||
The landmark was constructed by Elizafox in YOLD 3181 to commemorate this historic event. Later, an eponymous rail station was built | The landmark was constructed by Elizafox in YOLD 3181 to commemorate this historic event. Later, an eponymous rail station was built on its arms. | ||
The residents of [[Probeland]], in their usual custom, believe Reptilians either inspired Elizafox, or the Reptilians outright created The Train. This is demonstrably false by the historical record. Nonetheless, it is not wise to claim otherwise in Probeland, as this may offend the locals. | The residents of [[Minecraft:Probeland|Probeland]], in their usual custom, believe Reptilians either inspired Elizafox, or the Reptilians outright created The Train. This is demonstrably false as shown by the historical record. Nonetheless, it is not wise to claim otherwise in Probeland, as this may offend the locals and may result in being run out of town, death, or both. | ||
==Rail station== | ==Rail station== | ||
The station is the | The station is the last Erisiana station before the [[Minecraft:Allied Empire|Allied Empire]] along the [[Minecraft:Seaside Line|Seaside Line]]. | ||
==Disputes over "the encounter"== | ==Disputes over "the encounter"== | ||
Some people dispute whether or not the encounter took place. These people are routinely placed on the penis | Some people dispute whether or not "the encounter" took place. These people are routinely placed on the penis on the front of The Train anus-first until they wise up and/or die of dehydration. | ||
== Homages == | |||
[[File:The Encounter - Dissonance.jpg|right|thumb||"The Encounter", a mural in Dissonance Station.]] | |||
Dissonance Station has a mural entitled "The Encounter". | |||
[[Category:Landmarks]] | [[Category:Landmarks]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Probeland]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:53, 16 January 2022
The Train (French: Le Train) is a large landmark in Probeland depicting a sex scene from early in Erisiana history. It was constructed in YOLD 3181/2015.
The encounter
The sex scene that The Train depicts is known in Erisiana lore as "the encounter." Rumoured to take place in YOLD 3155, it was fuelled by enormous amounts of hard liquor, deliriants, and prescription drugs. It was pivotal in bringing the House of Eris and Discord House together through shared shame and mutual embarrassment the power of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, and allowed them to put aside their differences to work together.
Despite its importance, it is little remembered this day by either house, as it was considered a giant embarrassment at the time, something that, to quote a member of Discord House, "is totally not going to happen again," followed by vehement denials of being homosexual.
Construction
The landmark was constructed by Elizafox in YOLD 3181 to commemorate this historic event. Later, an eponymous rail station was built on its arms.
The residents of Probeland, in their usual custom, believe Reptilians either inspired Elizafox, or the Reptilians outright created The Train. This is demonstrably false as shown by the historical record. Nonetheless, it is not wise to claim otherwise in Probeland, as this may offend the locals and may result in being run out of town, death, or both.
Rail station
The station is the last Erisiana station before the Allied Empire along the Seaside Line.
Disputes over "the encounter"
Some people dispute whether or not "the encounter" took place. These people are routinely placed on the penis on the front of The Train anus-first until they wise up and/or die of dehydration.
Homages
Dissonance Station has a mural entitled "The Encounter".