Minecraft:Malaclypse
The Commune of Malaclypse is an agglomeration of districts, consolidated into what would be colloquially called a city, controlled by Erisiana. It is the capitol of Malaclypse Province, and the main anchor city for the region.
History
Malaclypse was created in YOLD 3181 by Discord House and the House of Eris jointly, shortly after the construction of the Malaclypse Interior Waterway, for which it was named. The initial structures were the large arch bridge above the canal from Lookout Naval Station, a glass station, and the Malaclypse Stadium.
Subdivisions
Malaclypse is divided into six districts. Each district is home to an inquisitor office.
The Aftermath
The Aftermath is a run-down district in the west portion of town. It is directly adjacent to Disaster and Portsmouth. It is home to the Malaclypse Stadium, Hung Mung Farms, a statuary, and several housing projects.
E-10 passes between Disaster and The Aftermath, which bypasses Malaclypse en route to Ravenhurst. There is also a ramp to E-10 along Mung Street.
Aftermath Heights
The Aftermath is home to Aftermath Heights, a neighbourhood similar to Kolwoon Walled City in Hong Kong.
Confusion
Confusion is a mixed-use middle class industrial and residential and the hub of the city, situated between the canal, The Aftermath, Discord, and Chaos. The main station for the ERIS system, Confusion Station, is located here. The primary theme of this district is buildings that are strange in appearance, often imitating objects in Minecraft, or just being plain weird.
8.3 District
The 8.3 district is near the 8.3 sign, which shows random strings in the DOS 8.3 file format. It is the high-tech hub of Malaclypse, being home to numerous Minecraft technology-related businesses.
Chaos
Chaos is a somewhat upscale residential and white-collar business district north of Confusion and Discord, whose primary theme is gaudiness. It is divided into Lower and Upper Chaos, being divided by a river and plateau. This district is home to the Malaclypse Hospital, as well as Upper Chaos Station, which is a large hub for northern Malaclypse.
Lower Chaos
Lower Chaos, situated directly north of Confusion, is home to the Sacred Chao night club, an ERIS gas station, a Discordia Convenience (the founding station, in fact), and most of The Riverwalk. It is primarily home to recreational businesses.
Upper Chaos
Upper Chaos, situated across the Malaclypse River on a plateau, is oriented towards non-recreational white collar work. Upper Chaos is home to the hunting club, the Malaclypse Hospital, Upper Chaos station, and a police outpost. There are two ramps leading to the E-10 highway to Ravenhurst, on Satan and Hipster Streets.
Upper Chaos is notably home to the big sign, a sign that displays random messages (which the population must always follow).
Discord
Discord is the posh district of Malaclypse, far removed from the poverty and despair of The Aftermath. It borders Chaos and Ravenhurst Province to the north, Confusion to the west, and Eristotle district to the east. It is home to upscale restaurants, large mansions, a beach, and the enormous Discord Baths.
Bureaucracy
Bureaucracy, bordering the Aftermath to the north, Confusion to the east, and Portsmouth to the west, is home to major government buildings, embassies, and the central police station. It is where the decisions which ruin affect all our lives are made, and where the headquarters for the businesses that make the products that poison you you use every day lie (and occasionally tell the truth). It is also home to the north side of the Malaclypse canal docks.
Transportation
Transportation in Malaclypse and surrounding areas is served by ERIS (Erisiana Regional Inter-rail System). It is by far the most extensive inter-city rail system in the entire minecraft world, though New Seattle's MORON system comes close.