Minecraft:Privacy policy

We store no personally identifiable information besides your email and, at your option, your real name. We will not give your email address or name knowingly to third parties, without a court order. In the event of a breach, we will notify you as soon as we can.

Also, we reserve the right to watch you undress, unless you're obese. If you are obese, we reserve the right to warn others if you are undressed.